Summary by matadesuyo8@H!O:
The theme of this week’s show was “The Woman (Girl) Least Fun To Be With”. Before this show, they surveyed 100 men between the ages of 20 ~ 40 and asked them to rank the 10 girls. (Since the list/rankings on this show is usually a “Top 10 Worst so and so” list, you want to be ranked at the bottom. A reverse- top-10). There are TWO rankings/lists that they use in this show. The first list/rankings they’ll feature is based on the predictions made by one of the girls. (Before the show, each girl had to come up with their own list that tried to predict the results of the survey. Basically their own ‘top 10′ list. Then a raffle is held and a girl is chosen (in this case it was Haruna Ai) to dsplay her top 10 predictions. Once she finishes reading off from her list of predictions, they’ll then read off from the actual survey results. (fwiw, if her (Haruna’s) predictions perfectly match that of the actual survey results, then she goes home with 1 million yen (approx $10,000). But what are the odds of matching all 10 in perfect order? Astronomical. lol).
Opening Introductions:
During the opening introductions, Atsushi (MC/host) introduces Sayu and said he’s heard rumors that she’s the maverick/nonconformist in momusu. But Misono didn’t know what that word meant. “Duh, what does ‘maverick’ (itanji) mean?” Atsushi: “Umm, please use the dictionary”. lol
Atsushi wanted to know, being that it was Sayu’s 1st time on the show, whether she was keeping a close eye on any of the girls here. Sayu felt that her rivals might be Aoki Sayaka and Haruna Ai. Aoki seemed pretty surprised that she was mentioned. Sayu believed Aoki admired and wanted to emulate idols and so she (Aoki) might have these feelings of jealousy toward her (sayu). But Aoki and Atsushi seemed to disagree with this assumption. Aoki always wanted to become a network TV announcer.
As for Haruna Ai, Sayu felt that they were two peas in a pod. Haruna was in happy agreement. (It’s no secret that Haruna emulates idols. She originally became famous for doing Ayaya impersonations). But then Dark Lord Sugita pokes fun at Haruna by saying how different (fat) Haruna’s head (face) was compared to Sayu’s. lol (In Japan, it’s considered to be more stylish to have a ‘kogao’ (small face). It’s a long story, but it’s supposedly becuase models tend to be tall and have this head-to-body 1:6 ratio that’s supposed be ideal). Haruna (angry at Sugita): “Wha?!! Hey! Morning “obasan” (“old lady/auntie” – obviously a sarcastic pun using the phrase ‘morning musume’). Sugita: “And you’re Morning Ojisan (“old geezer”, since Haruna used to be a guy before her sex change operation). XD
Then Atsushi wondered if Sayu might be a little afraid of being on the same show with ppl like Kokusho or Sugita (the two Dark Lords of the Sith). But Sayu said that the two are so much older (‘higher up” or such big sempais in showbiz) than her, that they don’t really compute.(laughes).
Kokusho; “Don’t worry. I don’t know you that well either!”.
Sayu: “Then please learn (about me) before you leave today” (Or, please get to know me better by the time you leave).
Kokusho: “I don’t really feel I want to get to know you that well”. (Ouch! Subtitles read ‘Onyanko vs Momusu’ – the old idol versus the new. Kokusho used to be an onyanko club member)
Haruna Ai’s Predictions: (I’m going to skip some of the details of Haruna’s selection. Only mention the ones where Sayu gets involved and/or has something to say. But luckily Atsushi often asks Sayu for her opinions).
Haruna gets chosen via raffle to be on center-stage. Haruna predicts that Aoki Sayaka would be number 10 on the list. (This is the most preferable ranking, basically saying that Aoki (in Haruna’s opnion) would be the most fun to be with. After a little bit of cat-fighting among the girls, Atsushi wanted to know what Sayu’s ranking/predictions were for Aoki. Sayu said she placed Aoki at No.8. Basically saying she (sayu) thinks guys will find Aoki fun to be with. But then Sayu immediately drops some major “momusu bombs” on Aoki starting at 4.31. 
Sayu: “I don’t think Aoki-san is that particularly pretty to look at. Nothing really special about her. Therefore guys won’t feel so nervous being around her. They can just relax being around her. ” (Ouch!)
Atsushi: “Dang, you ranked her at No.8 (a great ranking) but she (aoki) still gets dissed like that?! (big laughes). Amazing! lol You really are a maverick.”
Aoki: “Did I ever do anything to you to deserve this??!! (laughes)
Atsushi (acting the diplomat): “Well she (sayu) thinks you’re her rival, right? So she’s probably tough on her rivals”.
Sayu: “Exactly. And it’s just my honest opnion”.
Dark Lord Sugita (sounding genuinely impressed by what just happened): “Wow, this girl’s (sayu) got some real backbone. Like someone you can really rely on (in a crunch)”.
Atsushi: “She’s only 19, or 20 but has this strong presence/character/backbone”
Dark Lord Kokusho (also sounding genuinely impressed): “Right. The fact that she’s standing out (being noticed) like this, among all those other girls in momusu. It means she has something…talent or great skills. I bet she was once one of the girls (in momusu) that was sort of in the “back of the bus” (unnoticed in the back). But through her abilities/talent, she kept moving up and up (getting more & more noticed). (I think Kokusho really understands all this because she was once in an idol group).
Atsushi (suddenly remembering that Haruna was at center-stage and usually that meant she’d get the spotlight): “lol wow, everyone’s attention is on Michishige instead of you now lol
As expected, a few complaints from Haruna, and then the countdown resumes.
Sayu Drops A Bomb On Kokusho: (6.50 into the show)_
Haruna’s predictions for No.8 is Kokusho. He/she (haruna) compliments her and in his opinion Kokusho probably knows how to please a man. Atsushi wanted to know what Sayu’s predictions/rankings were for Kokusho. Sayu said she ranked Kokusho at No.7. Even though it’s a good ranking, Sayu felt that Kokusho was the type of person who probably tries to overdo things and lays it on thick trying to please her man. Always “in your face” about trying to make her boyfriend notice her efforts, her sacrifice. “Look how much I care for you or did for you”. But this could backfire becuase it starts to feel like a “heavy burden” (i.e. laying this guilt trip) for the guy and this could be kinda gross. (oops, bad choice in words. The subtitles said “momusu bomb” at 7.23) lol. Interesting thing is, Kokusho didn’t deny any of Sayu’s analysis or assumptions. She actually conceded to Sayu’s assumptions/guesses. Sayu then tries to butter up to Kokusho, but it didn’t work. Kokusho: “What’s so wrong with being a so-called “heavy burden” on the guy? I mean, if I love him that much, then..” Sayu (interjecting): “See, that’s what I mean. Like she’s going on and on and laying in on thick about how much she loves the guy, etc, etc”. “momusu bomb” at 7.36. (big laughes).
Kokusho in a tongue-in-cheek fashion tries to scapegoat/blame Kenji (Haruna Ai’s real name) about what just happened. That he didn’t take control of this discussion and that it got her “bombed” so much. Then Atsushi teases Haruna by saying that he agrees with Haruna’s reasons for chosing Kokusho at No.8, but he’s (Atsushi) more interested in what Michishige has to say. (Ouch!)
The countdown continues with the usual cat-figting. Often between Haruna and the other girls who don’t all agree with his rankings or psychoanalysis.
Misono vs Sayu (part 1):
Only 3 girls are left in the countdown. The “Worst 3″ according to Haruna’s predictions. Sugita, Ookubo, and Sayu. Atsushi was a little surprised that Sayu would be left. Sayu said this was unexpected. Then Misono interjected that she (misono) wasn’t surprised at all. Misono said she kept to herself all this time, but had to speak out her mind. She (misono) said she just doesn’t like this type of girl (Sayu). But Atsushi backed up Sayu by saying that she (sayu) did a great job of verbalizing her thoughts concisely and was ‘on-the-mark’. So he wondered why Misono would be all upset like that. Then Sayu said Misono is just being prejudiced against her (or feeling jealous or insecure). But Misono said she doesn’t think Sayu is that cute at all. (Hmm…. I’m guessing Misono thought that Sayu was implying she (misono) was acting jealous becuase Sayu’s the cutsie type?).
Misono: “Well first of all, she (Sayu) would always add “pyon” (hoppity hop) at the end of her sentences, like that was supposed to be cute.”
Sayu: “If Misono-san used it (pyon), it probably wouldn’t be cute and ppl will think that she’s sorta gross (sick in the head). But if I do it, it’s cute and therefore ppl accept it. She’s (misono) just being jealous”.
Atsushi: “So she’s (misono) jealous beciuase she won’t be accepted if she acts that way, saying “pyon”.
Misono: “I’m not really interested in saying stuff like “pyon”.
Sayu: “Look! Even now she sits with her legs spread out so wide!” 
Scoreboard (in the subtitles) says Sayu wins and Misono loses this round in 53 seconds.
Atsushi (sounding impressed): “Amazing! she’s (sayu) so calm and composed (with her responses).”
Coundown continues.
Haruna Ai predicts Sayu in 2nd Place:
Hruna said even though Sayu is very cute, she doesn’t have any substance/character.
Then Atsushi immediately jumps in and says “WTF?! She (Sayu) has LOT’S of character lol. Lot’s of substance/character! lol” (Everyone is making big incredulous laughes and guffaws becuase of Haruna’s incredulous answer) (Like “Hello?”, where’ve you been the last half-hour? lol) . Atsushi: “She (sayu) has many times more substance than you (haruna)! lol ” (big laughes). Haruna starts glaring at Sayu and said “Hey, what are you giggling about?”. Sayu: “I have no recourse BUT to laugh”. So Haruna tries to accuse Sayu of always saying certain insulting stuff on this show like “It’s no contest” or “This is foolish”. But Sayu quickly retorted by saying she never once said “this is foolish’. Everyone there seems to agree with Sayu. So now Haruna is starting to wither away as well.
Atsushim was curious about what Sayu’s rankings/predictions for Haruna. She said No.3. She said she believes Haruna is probably the type of girl (or guy? ) who’se always so desperate in trying to please a man. As desperate as she’s been acting on this show. Another “momusu bomb” at 18.13. lol So Haruna wanted to know what Sayu would do if she went out on a date with a guy. Sayu said she loves to talk and she’s also a good listener. So she thinks it’ll be alot of fun being with her. Plus she said she’s cute. (Oops, I think Sayu needs to cool it on the “I’m cute” act outside of HP. Especially in this tough room. Could start to backfire on her if she’s not careful. ) The first to pounce on Sayu was Misono.
Misono vs Sayu (part 2):
Misono: “You’re not cute!”
Sayu: “Yes I am”
Misono: “It’s all about “me, me , me”. You bring in your hand mirror and keep staring at it all the time”
Atsushi: “Dang, what’s up, Misono?”
Misono: “I mean, she’s the type of girl who holds up a hand mirror and say “Yes, I’m cute today, too!” before she leaves the house.
Sayu: “That’s right.I did that this morning as well, before leaving the house for this show”.
Haruna: “Umm, shouldn’t you just get up in the morning and just leave the house normally (or like a normal person)?
Atsushi: “If I saw Michishige do this, I wouldn’t feel that it’s necessary to correct her. But if you (Haruna) did this, I’d advise you not to and scold you lol. The mirror will break lol” ( big laughes)
Some cat-fighting ensues with No.1 ookubo.
Results from the 100 men survey:
So now that Haruna’s list of predictions have been all read off, it’s time for the actual survey results.The real results.No.10 was Suzanne. Since it’s a reverse-top 10 list, it implies that most men who took this survey think Suzanne would be the most fun to be with. lot’s of boos and surprises from the other girls (as expected on this show). Atsushi then reads off some of the reasons the men wrote down on their survey sheet of why they liked Suzanne. In any case, since Haruna’s prediction for No.10 wasn’t Suzanne, she forfeits the 1 million yen.(like anyone will ever win this). Atsushi then rubbed salt in Haruna’s wounds by bringing up the fact that during her predictions, Haruna was of the opnion that men were only attracted to Suzanne’s good looks and nothing else.. Then all of a sudden Haruna asks Sayu’s opnion about all this (i.e. Suzanne choen as no.10, etc). Sayu:: “You’re asking me (all of a sudden)?” (laughes). Atsushi (totally on Sayu’s side): “Yeah, like “why are you (haruna) springing this on me (sayu) all of a sudden? lol Right? (as he nods to sayu) (big laughes). I mean I (sayu) don’t have any obligation to answer questions that you spring” lol. But Sayu said she ranked/placed Suzanne at no.9 on her predictions which is a very good ranking. Atsushi surmized right away that Sayu must have ranked herself at no.10 lol Now the other girls (Sugita, Kokusho, etc) are beginning to diss Haruna about her often-wrong predictions.
Next, No.9 in the actual survey results turn out to be Misono. Misono is ecstatic about this.The first time she’s ever made it in best two rankings in these types of surveys. So misono rubs it in with Sayu. “Ya see? You’re not #1″.
Kokusho is no.8 on the survey results. Still a very good ranking. (As what usually happens with these survey results, atsusho reads off some of the reasons why the men liked her).
No.7 was Haruna Ai. She gets lot’s of angered booings and disappointed remarks..
No.6 was Morishita Chisato. No.5 was Torii Miyuki. No.4 was Aoki Sayaka.
So it’s 3 who’re left. Sayu, Sugita, and Ookuno. Atsushi wondered how Sayu was dealing with all this. Sayu said it’s pretty depressing. She often watched this show , ‘Kakuzuke”, and saw how some of the girls who got poor rankings would sometimes be in tears. She always thought this was just an act with the tears, that it wasn’t real. But she now realizes that it’s really real. It really does get to you.
No.3 on the list was Sayu. Sayu seemed very relieved that she wasn’t the very worst. Atsushi felt that it must be tough geting ranked no.3 as a 1st time guest on the show. But Sayu said she was simply relieved that she wasn’t no.1.But Atsushi saud not to worry. If Sayu continues to come on the show, her rankings will keep improving as viewers get to know her and like her better. (wow, sounds like they’re planning on Sayu to make more regular appearances on the show?) Atsushi pointed out that Misono had horrible rankings at first, but it gradually improved over time. But then Dark Lord Sugita said “Umm…but nothing has changed for me..” (big laughes). The subtitle says nothing has changed with Sugita’s rankings after 5 years on the show. Atsushi: “You’re what we call “Miss Exception”. lol
Back to Sayu, Atsushi reads off the comments left from the survey about Sayu. (fwiw, after the midpoint or no.5, the poorly ranked girls only get to hear negative comments left from the survey. The better ranked half get to hear the good feedback). 1st comment from the survey: “She acts very sociable and courteous (in public), but in her private life (like when she’s with a guy) she probably wouldn’t show an ounce of effort (won’t lift a finger) to please”. (laughes). Sayu: “That’s not true…I think”. 2nd comment: “She probably constantly needs someone to tell her she’s cute. Otherwise she’ll sulk and act peevish. What a pain in the arse.”. Sayu said that may be true. This susrprises Atsushi. Sayu then explained that she needs these assurances constantly, otherwise she feels insecure. She wants to hear these reassuring words from the other momusu girls as well. When Misono hears this, she starts to laugh, like she’s making fun of Sayu. Sayu is obviously displeased about this and says it’s tough being around someone like Misono who always seems to be judgemental of her.
Misono vs Sayu (part 3):
Misono: “They’re (other momusu members) are just going “yes, yes”. (Like they’re putting up with some spoiled kid who wants attention).
Sayu (sounding a little desperate): “That’s not true. They’re all showering me with genuine affection. They’re showring me with affection”.
Misono: “Takahashi Aichan is actually cuter, don’t you think?” (Ouch. laughes)
Sayu is speechless for the first time. Atsushi comes to the rescue and mentions that all of the momusu girls are cute.
Sayu: “Yes, all cute. I don’t wanna hear this from Misono-san of all people”.
Misono: “But I won. I’m no.9!” (big laughes).
Sayu; “But I don’t want to be like Misono-san”
Misono: ‘I don’t wanna be like you either. Being all self-deluded and stuff.”
Sayu: “I’m not self-deluded. I am really cute” (Ugh, Sayu, pls stop with the “I’m cute” stuff already. Doesn’t always work outside of HP)
Back to more comments left in the survey. 3rd comment: “Even though she’s right next to me, she’d be emailing me (thru her cellphone).” Atsushi mentioned that sometimes he sees this bizarra sight where these couples are emailing each other (via their cellphjones) even thiough they’re right there next to each other. Sayu said that that sounds so appealing/wonderful. Eveyone seemed shocked by her answer. Atsushi wondered why some couples are doing this. They could just talk to each other since they’re right next to each other. Sayu thought that it was a very cute thing to do. Doing this in spite of being next to each other. Then at the very end of their date, and only then, will the couple exchange actual words of affection, like “I love you’. Atsushi seems to understand and likes Sayu’s idea. But the others are perplexed and pretty upset, saying stuff like ‘why do you pretend like you understand her?” Haruna: “She’s (sayu) not your type is she?!” Atsushi: ‘Why not? I think she’s cute”. lol Haruna: “She can’t be your type”. Atsushi: “Believe me, if it’s a choice between you (haruna) or her (sayu), then it’s definitely her.” (big laughes).
Back to the countdown. Only Sugita and Ookunbo are left. Ookubo is making these stupid faces all the time when it’s her close-up, delaying the outcome. Finally, Sugita tells her that the next time she makes those stupid faces. In any case, the big loser at no.1 is Ookubo.
